Once again, I've cleverly Photoshopped the girl out of the picture, and this time, I've motion blurred her, so she appears to be charging me at 7000 miles per hour. I believe this is just after the piercing, and I'm in the process of rinsing my mouth out. This will be a process that will repeat itself every 8 minutes for the next 7 months.
Okay, this is definitely after the piercing, due to the metal ball sticking out of my tongue. Also, there's some blood on my tongue, for everyone reading this just for the gore. I just realized...the doors in this place were exactly the same as my bedroom door. Weird. Can't believe I didn't notice at the time.
Me leaving the place whose name I can't say. And yes, that is how I will be posing for every single picture taken of me from now on. Even my wedding photos. Especially my wedding photos.
