There are only so many captions I can come up with for Wendy and her birthday hat.
It seems the exact number of captions I can come up with is 1.
Pretend I wrote something witty here.
Clearly, Wendy believes in
the saucer people
.
Right now, somewhere, Meg is plotting my death.
With this page, I think Wendy's officially taken the lead as the most-talked about girl on my site.
I have no idea who she is
.