This is the greatest thing ever.

Hey Love Crusader
I want to be your Space Invader
For you I would descend the deepest moon crater
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor

From The Traveller's Guide to Molvania

I had a great time at Barry's on Saturday, and if anyone's looking for me, I'm alive, but Trillian is refusing to connect to ICQ properly. At best, it appears to connect, and makes me appear online, but no messages are getting through.

So...yesterday it was cool...maybe even a little chilly. Thursday, it's supposed to be cool...maybe even a little chilly.

So why on earth am I currently melting?

• A Goth's Guide to Subway Etiquette