I'm going cold turkey on caffeine.

I don't feel right.

Thus far, the reaction of everyone I've mentioned the possibility of my heading away for ugh university to...has been overwhelmingly negative.

Awesome!

My house smells like ass.

And my couch is officially rebuilt.

I really wish I had more to say, but I don't.

I've got my couch back! Yay for slightly more comforatable seating!

Of course...I have absolutely nowhere to put it at the moment...

I recall, dimly, as a child, really enjoying the show "Sledge Hammer". I just watched an episode for the first time in about 20 years.

What the hell was wrong with me as a child?

While I suppose they might be living up to their "non-drowsy" moniker, DayQuil LiquiCaps certainly aren't going to replace speed as the upper of choice.

And if they're a pain reliever, why does my back suddenly hurt? Why DayQuil? Why?

"What do you think when you see someone with dreadlocks?"

"That's easy. I think...Deep Vein Thrombosis."

I'd write more, but I'm exhausted, and I just took 2 NyQuils. NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q.

If the splash screen didn't look quite right to you, grab Joystix. I'll leave it up to you to figure out how to extract it to C:\Windows\Fonts, or whatever else you need to do to use fonts.

Yeah, and I'll get around to making some major revisions to the site soon, I think.